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Post by Bluu on Aug 2, 2016 5:07:05 GMT
A Game of Chess? Plea of the Palm Tree
(To the tune of 'Lost Woods' from LoZ)
What's that sound? Where's it from? Think this tree is talking, It's asking me, "Play chess with me?"
Has no mouth, Has no eyes, "If you will not play white, I'll play black, I just ask,"
"Just one game I swear it won't take long," I should just nod my head, play along, So polite, asks so nice, might play twice, Chessboard, Spaces, Pieces, Kings n' Queens, Bishop, Pawn, Rook n' Knight.
All those leaves, Tragedy, Damn that giant monkey, For ruining, His one dream.
Just one game, What a shame, Question never answered, I'm so sorry, Please forgive me.
Forced into, between two, beasts in war, Swung straight down, splitting bough, snapped in twain, Damn monkey, damn lizard, death in vain, Smashing, Bashing, Crushing, Splinting, Splitting, Breaking, Quaking, Just one game!
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Anii
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Post by Anii on Sept 21, 2016 7:04:40 GMT
TOAST Jets thoughts on toast:
(with bad Russian accent)
All around country coast to coast, people always ask what do Jet like most, Jet don't brag Jet don't boast, Jet will say Jet like toast. yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
Jet don't sleep but six AM, you call jelly Jet call jam, get piece of bread put in slot, push down lever wires gets hot, get toast. yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
No secret to toasting perfection, dial on side make your selection, push to dark or light and then, if pops too soon press down again, make toast. yeah TOAST yeah TOAST
oui monsieur bonjour coquette, uh huh croissante vous a ver, maurice chevalier effeil tower, oh oui maria bagette bon soir, FRENCH TOAST FRENCH TOAST
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